Ideal Oscars

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Best Picture
Best Director
Best Actor
Supporting
Best Actress
Supporting
Best Song
Host

Picture
World War II Spy Movie

Best Director
Scorcese (not best picture though)

Best Actor
Tom Cruise

Supporting
Jack Nicholson

Best Actress
Oprah

Suppporting
Jennifer Lopez

Best Song
Jennifer Lopez

Host
Michael Caine and Clint Eastwood

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Picture
Factory Fire Started by Love Affair, Tom Ford sweeps!

Best Director
Tom Ford

Best Actor
George Clooney

Supporting
Ethan Hawke

Best Actress
Dakota Fanning

Suppporting
Sanda Bullock

Best Song
The Avett Brothers featuring Mumford and Sons

Host
Eddie Murphy

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Such a fantastic topic and jumping off point!

Picture
Panama Canal construction, then show future of it's destruction

Best Director
Duffer Brothers

Best Actor
Samuel L Jackson

Supporting
Samuel L Jackson

Best Actress
Claire Danes

Suppporting
Samantha Morton

Best Song
Dave

Host
JB Smoove

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As someone pointed out, the oscars are so unwatchable right now, so this topic is giving me the feels as to what could be . Ban all drugs and alcohol from the ceremony and writers' rooms!

Best Picture
Mel Gibson sequel to the Patriot about the war of 1812 and Mel Gibson returns to the same role to defend the white house from burning .

Best Director
Mel Gibson

Best Actor
Mel Gibson

Supporting
Vin Diesel

Best Actress
Julia Roberts

Supporting
Marissa Tomei


Best Song
Celine Dion

Host
William Shatner

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Best Picture
Training Day Sequel

Best Director
Antoine Fuqua

Best Actor
Jude Law

Supporting
Tom Cruise

Best Actress
Sandra Oh

Supporting
Nicole Kidman

Best Song
Adele

Host
Louis CK